for d past sm tym i'v been getin d privilge of readin certain blogs wich mk me laff out real hard.... all des blogs have been on SEX.. :P by wich i mean gender as in d male n female .. or rather shud i b typin female n male, jst 2 mk sure dat i dnt gv a pictre f egoistic male psyche by writin it 1st,, but seriously i dnt care who gets wot pictr by readin dis,, anther f d egoistic traits?? hahahaha now am not f a blogger ,,its jst dat i wirte wen i wan2 or feel like not a regular here... but i do like readin stuff n getin 2 pass my expertise on dem, mani ppl tend not 2 2like dat .. but den again who cares.. hmm mayb shud hv titled d post who cares,, but dint seems catchy 2me..
SCHIZOPHRENIC CONVERSATIONS did.. :P now i had no clue wot dis means but i like 2 use songs title as my post name so dis 1 seemd nice .. u findout d meain f it urself(if ur accepting d fact ur not smart enuf ..like me...n i mean 2 say here.. dat am not vry smart eithr.. ) on blackle.com.. its a energy savin engine of google so use dat ppl n contribute in savin d planet.. well getin back 2d post.. now d title may or may not mk sense 2 wot u read
here.. but nvrdless u dnt need 2 relate 2 nethin u read here.. read it ..hv fun .. n go back 2ur same ol (boring if i may say so :P)life.. i guess since childhood hv alwaz come across dis stupid lil phenomenon whr d 2 sexes hv been tryin 2 outdo d othr n prove nothin.. tho wid yrs passin by d male specimen hv dcided not 2b wastin tym in it ..cos der r mani bttr othr things 2do :P...while d fairer sex as dey wud(but if i use stronger sex 4 men i wud b inviting trbl so i rathr not :D) like 2b calld i smhw find stil stk up wid d same ol stupid who is bttr den d othr issues..
CHAUVINIST PIGS.... :P now i hear dat word alot.. not dat am cald 1 all d tym.. ohh no no.. jst d women arnd like makin use f it alot .. i doubt haf f dem dnt evn knw d meanin f it .. jst dat dey like d heavy word n it mks dem feel gud sayin it... so d evry 3rd conversation dey gota bitch abt d men arnd dats wot u gona hear.. i find it funny ..hahahahahaha wot is it dat mks d women feel gud abt male bashing n y do evry 3rd females wants to c a guy bein beaten up by his gurl?? othrs terms like bastards .. dogs.. well u women wil hv mani more only i hv been blessed enuf not 2 hear beyond dis :P.. .. lemme tel u ladies 1 thing men r not chauvinist pigs or dogs or ne othr
stuff u like 2 relate dem wid.... trust me v can b far worse den dat :P ... but like i said if v wan2. but den again humans beings hv dis tendency.. wid mem women alike ..dat dey can b n do wotdey wan2 ..wid d kind f situation dey r in .. n wot d tyms expects f dem.. i find it really funny wen women equate guys 2 dog.. now if ur sayin men=dogs.. n ur d fairer sex 4 us den normal maths says women=bitches.. prove me wrong :D.. wot mk u call urself a bitch.. i pity u ladies ..hahahahahahahaha n am not sayin it ur sayin it urself .. n besides u say men r
not 2b trusted.. anthr funny thing.. dogs r supposd 2b d most trusted n like dey say dey r man's best frnd.. ahh evn d sayin goes man's best frnd.. well i dint made dat so catch d person who made it.. but if not goin in2 d technicality dogs r 2b best frnd 2 human beings.. bttr?? now i tend 2 find a positv wen women cal men dogs. its only dat ur sayin dat dey r d best frnd n most trust worthy is it?? c human beings can percv n get wot dey wan2 out f nething n evrything.. or is it jst d men in dis case?? lol besides dntvd guys lauuvvv d bitches :P :P mayb women wnt find d humour here but sure all my bretheren will...
tym n again d posts dat i read went sayin dat d women ends up being hurt n bein d jerk men r dnt really care n jst tend 2 njoy lives in evry aspct widout no emotions n stuff... d laauuuuvvv mks d females a sentimental fool n guys tk advntge f it.. now temme so mani years f evolution n u women still think ur d fools in all srt f emotinos?? wot is it ladies.. y do u wan2 underestimate urselves so much??cos wen itr cums 2 laauuuuv u can b waaayyyyy beyond den bein jst fools.. n u knw it.. den y blame d guy wen u urself dnt mk strong stands.. movies n books portray stuff
wich is 2 get u all sappy n stupid.. i smhow belive dat women r smarter den d stupid romanticas dat u read.. but den u talk f male bashin n how dat mks u feel gud n i cant help laffin.. now cumon lets keep d male female aside n think generally 4 once.. u say male bashin is fun n u like dat.. ok.. now netym wid 2 opponents d general masses alwaz welcums d victory f d underdogs n not d stronger 1s.. its dat wen d stronger 1 is bashed ppl arnd like it more.. now wen u say u like male bashin ..wot r u sayin?? u saying dat women r d weaker sex?? all des years so mani personalities men n women alike hv been tryin 2 brk dis myth n gurls 2day still r holdin on2 it?? u find a sense f pride wen a guy is hit out hard?? well evry1s tks more pride wen u defeat d stronger opppnent as compared 2 wen hv a weaker 1.. seriously think abt it..wots dats mks u feel gud wid male bashing??? i can only find d fact funny.. now if ur sayin dat bash up d fools who r born jerks n dunno how b behave in d civilized world wid human beings.. den go ahd beat dem up hard.. n trust me ur opposite sex wud b thr 2 help u out in dat bashin.. u c male bashin or
not.. wen needed d male specimen arnd u e alwaz goin 2b der.. now d thing wich i find wierd is dat certain guys 2r advocating d fact dat men jerks n dey dunno how 2 respect women.. i feel sorry 4d dudes n seriously such specimens need 2 GET A LIFE.. u tralk abt perversions n like it or not.. evry livivng bein has dem..wid only levels varyin .. u gota knw whr u gota draw d line d live respectfully in d world.. u trip ovr d line ur nothin but a !#$#!%$!$%& ,... n it holds gud 4 both d sexes.. d women mite arguee dat mostly men r d freaks n women d victims.. well not
denyin dat.. but den again u ladies r mature enuf 2 knw wots rite wots not.. who 2b wid who not.. d crime against women r so much on d high n due 2d fear f being attacked u bttr not move out at nite.. but at d same tym u feel safe n relaxd wid ur male counter parts arnd.. u c its d same male specimen dat u bash up n d same u wan2 b it.. (unless ur not sm1 who follows d natures laws :P) like it or not dats how it is supposd 2b.. now getin back 2d dudes who think dey wud get 2 befrnd women wid der men bashin speeches n by potrayin how much disgusted dey r 2b
1.. it gvs only 1 messge out jackass.. eithr ur not strait, or ur as perverted as d speeches or thots u share,its ur own frustations n by potrayin such a picture ur probably getin d most dirt 4 ur d artist f it.. besides i blv ladies 2day r smart enuf 2 dat ur jst a jerks whose actin like evn a bigger 1.
anthr thing wich mks me go haha is dat women claim 2b d weaker 1 in laauuuuvvv .. while d funny story is in most f d cases u mk d guy dance arnd on ur finger tips.. i knw cpl f frnds who r no more den jst puppets in der gurls hands n i laff ahrd at it.. i mean cumon d guy wud b waitin 4 hours 4d women.. now dis 1 is funny... dude u dnt hold ur gurls bag.. its s ladies bag n u look funny holdin it.. but ask d ladies dey say it cute cos dey r merely fooling u.. :D lol... all d stupid ass things a guy gota do 4d lady love only cos she finds dem sweet.. n if nething oges wrong n guy is 2b blamed 4.. evr realisd by a guy wud cheat.. well u mk hium do such stupid stuff ..wot is d poor chap expctd 2do.. cos u want let go f him easily .so he aint got no clue how 2 brk up.. cos deep donw u knw.. dis 1 u were able 2 mk move as per ur requiremnt wot if d nxt 1 wnt b d same.. c u start thinkin abt it.. u gt skeleton in ur own closet.. n bash up d poor chap... :P ahh.. n d idea dat men r not emotinal n play wid gurls sentiments.. lemme tell u 1 thing.. d male spicies is far more emotional wen compared 2d opposite sex, coswhile u gurl hv found a way f cryin n tekin all ur negatv emotions out, d process does not comes vry natural 2us guys.. not preachin d men dont cry things.. but wid women its a tear here n der like 4 alwaz.. dats not our case,, n u blame d guy aftr brk up..lol.. i find dis funny. but u c aftr a brk d gurl cries n has 10 shoulders 2 lean on.. n in no tym u find dat true laauuvv of urs yet again.. while d guy is like ok.. now where 2go :P :P,,, n if he cries den hahaha is wot he gets 4m us frnds.. cos cryin like a lil gurl... aww soo sweet lol...hahahahahahahaha funny thing..lemme share an equation wid u .. probably all f u hv read dis n it makes sense.. n gurls wid not a gud sense of humur plzz u can go past dis.. only d1s who can read it..(nehw u all gona read it :P).. its funny n kinda stupid, but still d person who came up wid dis ws sure a smart head.. n smhw dunno y i feel it ws a female specimen who must hv had derived dis
MONEY * TIME = GIRL (dats true ask d guys n u probably knw it urself)
MONEY * MONEY = GIRL (for dey say TIME=MONEY)
(MONEY)2 = GIRL (as in money square)
(/EVIL)2 = GIRL (as in money is root of all evil)
EVIL = GIRL (cos d underroot n square cancel each othr :P)
n hence pure evil u women :D.. but dnt v laauuuvvvv d evil :P
cumin back 2 post brk up ...den der r guys who go 4 on excessive alcohol n drugs.. well dey r fools n if dey act like 1 den not evn d almghty god can help dem...
so all am sayin is ...gud or bad its totaly ur cal.. u dcyd wot u wan2 do u wanna keep getin ur pleasures f bashing men or try n b on not so bashfull side.. u knw not a suitabl example here.. but i blv human beings can fit in wot evr dey mk up der mind 4.. so its on u ladies now... v all knw 1 rotten apple spoils d rest all 2.. now u dcyd u wanna bash dat 1 rotten apple or pik d 1 wich is not so rotten?? u wana concentrate all ur energies on d rotten 1s wich u knw can nvr 2 gud again.. n in d tym u mk merry basjin it.. der r chances f d smarter women takin away d gud 1s..while u wll b stk wid ur bashin... dnt let d bashful guys tk away all ur tym n d not so bashful 1s u miss out.. as u all r mature enuf ..so lets not enter dis stupid debate of wich sex is superior.. cos eithr wayz SEX is superior hahahaha .. (d women i feel will go ahhh here while d men will hv gud laf like me).. now men n women r suposd 2b toghtr ..it hs alwaz been like dat n will b like dat 4alwaz.. n if it mk any bttr 4 u females..den yes i accpt here on my part n mani othrs who think like me.. dat women r indeed d stronger sex (only not physically) n kudos 2d women power.. no if or BUTT attached :P...but still u wan2 write on how u like d male bashin do dat.. cos its 2 much fun readin it.. n seriously u ladies gota improve ur sense f humuor... yes not d humuor whr it gets ugly n disgusting but al neat fun u mst knw how 2 njoy... now i dunno wot all i hv written up here.. cant afford 2 read it n chk.. guess wud b long post ..yet again,, but den so much i gota say lol.... n i hv tried 2 mk it more readbl 4 d ppl by makin paras...spare me on d short hand .. cant help usin dem..
n probably aftr readin dis post.. a few ppl who knw me personally wud b like OKAY.. but i assume dat dey knw me far more bttr den dis n r mature enuf wid gud sense f humuor not 2tk things othrwise.. but nvrdless. here i hv anthr post :P feels gud.. cos postin is 1 big task 4me.. moreovr not much 2 write des days. so njoy dis post .. thot wud gv a disclaimer in start f it.. but den dat wud kill d fun of it so .. njoy :P :P