Sunday, July 4, 2010

born to booze

 dis post has been in d pipelines for long now.. just thot shud get it out here n break the heavy philosophical..( depressing or full f negatvty , as some wud say) posts.

dis gvs u an insite on how i hapnd 2 get d drinking habit.. well growing up i was alwaz tot by my folks dat alcohol is bad.. n ppl who drink alcohol r evn worse... only bad ppl get drunk.. n evn d gud 1s who drink become bad... the DEMON ALCOHOL.. n d gud kid dat i was(stil am :P) i alwaz stayed away from d daru gang.. but destiny had odr plans for me.. n soon i realised how i hv been in a misconception f associating dear alcohol wid d wrong...

fisrt tym evr i ws tricked by a frnd , luckily 4me i dint get tipsy evn after 4 pegs n 2 shots f vodka.. since den der ws no looking back... vodka ws history n i soon got 2 my calling ..SCOTCH WHISKEY.. some1 askd me wots d diff btwen d 2 ,, n i gues scotch is more smoother dan whiskey.. rest who cares.. drink it n u'ill knw all d differences.. pun intended here :P
alil socialising here n der with d alcohol, so dat i bttr b sober b4 getin back home.. well, d folks still got der prejudice against d poor thing.. so bttr y mix d 2.. n on dat i remmber drink 2 health drink 2 happiness. but never mix ur drink else u drink 2 il-health... or mayb somtym u shud drink 2 il-health :P.. cos by d end of it all drinking is d only concern..
i alwaz blv dat 90% f d ppl who get drunk only act stupid n r very much aware of wot dey r upto.. some jst tk an excuse 2 act stupid n some hv it in der head dat once dey drink dey ougth 2get tipsy.. my exprnce says.. yes u talk stupid ,, or is it dat u mk lots f sense once drunk... for some call it d truth syrup... haha.. jst felt like :P but der r d real heroes who actually get sloshed bad with excess f alcohol.. n evry1 needs 2get d hero in dem out once in a while.. ;p alwaz heard of hangover remedies but d truth is none f dos evr work.. n 1 shud nvr tk any f dos.. best remedy - drink again so dat d hangovr gets drunk itself :P.. n once its ovr... get andr 1.. only if u gota get home or ofyc next day,, .. well den u gota mk use f wichevr remedy works 4u..

enuf said tho not enuf done yet.... dis post is a pictorial tribute (2d first n hopefull d last tym dat i puked)... d day indeed a rathr early day(1am) wen i got drunk so bad dat i lost 3-4 hours f memory... d fatefull day rather it started at nite d fatefull nite ws one f my frnds brday/housewarming party.. now if ur drinkin n dnt hv 2go back home :P den u shud nvr stop drinking unless d drinks r all ovr.. n dat nite v tuk d onus of getin all d bottles empty... n hell yeah we did.. :P only 2 get all dizzy d next morning rathr few hours later..

u wana avoid d hangover do not sleep or rather sleep for proper long hours... so dat once u get up u r completely normal.. mayb a lil headache.. but dats worth it... i mean imagine getin up in d morning bangin in d balcony door thinkin its d loo door :P.. den finding ur belt on d floor, shoes n sox scattered... wallet n fone misplaced n if u wear specs den dos wud b mislocated 2.. n still u go hell wid it lemme sleep 4 somtym 1st.... :P can it get bttr... hmm having said dat i think it can.. probably next tym d mixing f d drinks hapn, den will knw of my next hangover.. n so will d d blosphere... :P

i guess now widout further adue i bring 2u alil insite 2d nite/early morning dat was... njy ppl :P :P

n rest r bttr kept in d closet :P :P

read it somewhere.. alcohol does not solves any problem.. but neither dos milk... so CHEERS!!!


monica said...

'Getting the hero out'...haahahhahah
God look at the faces and the 'Could barely stand on both the feet' posture...can't stop laughing! Pardon a bit displaced today:P
These picturs need to be made public :P and the blurry pictures reveal that the camera person was also intoxicated.
Banging in the door,misplaced things...haahahhahahahahah
Amazingly funny write up.'Dear Alcohol' hahahahahahhaha

PS-Would be nice to witness your 'NEXT'.

Puneet said...

An empty chivas regal by your bedside in the morning.. really is the best start to any day! on your late arrival to the boozing scene.. glad you made it brother.. the more the merrier (and tipsier). But remember to never drink and drive.. coz then your not giving alcohol the deserved attention. Always drink first, and then drive hehe :D

sobhit said...

@monica.. its gud u cant stop laffin... smthing wid d day i guess. n only thing i can rember is dat 2day 4th f july is d indepndnce day f d yankees :p.. as 4u witnessing my next hangover :P i dbt it big tym.. its just dat wid u arnd am alwaz sober ;p.. guess it urcompany dat does d effect ... 4d blurry pix n misplaced thing.. d less i say d bttr it is :P

sobhit said...

@puneet.. u bet bro.. acolhol will alwaz get d attention it desreves.. :P as 4d chivas bottle.. haha i wish man.. but tk a closer look.... it sure is chivas bottle but has water in it :P... n delhi aja fir daru peete hai ek din...

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Roshmi Sinha said...

Quite an entertaing post... I must say... and those were some 'amazing' pics ;)

... But you seem to be hibernating... yet again!